Dear Sirs / Madames,
My name is Harold Flick and I am Mayor of the fine town of Paragon, Indiana. Will you kindly modify your promotional materials to better inform the "people" that visit your town where it is located? If another gawdily dressed character or god-knows-what-from-another-planet parks itself on the town hall lawn and asks "Is THIS Paragon City?" they are liable to get themselves shot. Besides, they are starting to scare the cows.
Yours Respectfully,
Howard Flick
Mayor of Paragon, IN.
I'm sick of the Beholder's blatant favouritism towards the costumed freaks that run rampant through this city.
They are nothing but a menace, I tell you. A menace! If I ran a newspaper, things would be very differently told.
JJJ, Chicago
Does Paragon City even need a newspaper?
No!
Why every city seems to think they need a report of every trivial detail that happens from one day to the next is beyond me. People don't need a bunch of nosy reports bugging important individuals about some form of drivel cooked up to sell papers. Or If it isn't that, then it's slander and gossip that fill the rest of the space.
Papers should mind their own business! Leave me alone!
Fallout, Secret Laboratory