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Issue #: 2 (Jan. 2003)

Letters to the Editor


Dear Sirs / Madames,

My name is Harold Flick and I am Mayor of the fine town of Paragon, Indiana. Will you kindly modify your promotional materials to better inform the "people" that visit your town where it is located? If another gawdily dressed character or god-knows-what-from-another-planet parks itself on the town hall lawn and asks "Is THIS Paragon City?" they are liable to get themselves shot. Besides, they are starting to scare the cows.

Yours Respectfully,

Howard Flick
Mayor of Paragon, IN.


I'm sick of the Beholder's blatant favouritism towards the costumed freaks that run rampant through this city.

They are nothing but a menace, I tell you. A menace! If I ran a newspaper, things would be very differently told.

JJJ, Chicago


Does Paragon City even need a newspaper?

No!

Why every city seems to think they need a report of every trivial detail that happens from one day to the next is beyond me. People don't need a bunch of nosy reports bugging important individuals about some form of drivel cooked up to sell papers. Or If it isn't that, then it's slander and gossip that fill the rest of the space.

Papers should mind their own business! Leave me alone!

Fallout, Secret Laboratory

Thanks to all those who sent congratulations on the first issue. It made me think I was onto something. Let's see how this issue goes!

UnSub, The Underground


When the Circle floats up from the earth,
And the Nemesis has come,
The Fires of Industry shall burn away
And the Coloured Heroes shall be done.

The End will come to you all,
The end of your print run.
Turned to vapor in the air
And You shall all be done.

Death Kiss, No Address Given


Telepaths need to be registered and monitored if we are to exist in civilised society. Even the so-called "good" telepaths may still cut corners now and again and justify it.

You can't be sure of them. They can't be trusted. You could be under their influence right now...

Stop the telepath threat!

John Herald, Geneva Hotel


When will the madness end?

I am sick and tired by my trip to work being interrupted by some kind of fight between one costume and another. Look, I appreciate what they do for us, but could they not do it at rush hour?

I'm continually late because of it. In the future, I'd really appreciate it if you heroes only stopped crime outside of business hours. At least let me get to work on time!

Jonathan Ende, Paragon Junction

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