Editors,
You should be ashamed of yourselves. Your paper is a blatant testement to the so-called "superheroes" of this city. Every edition sings the praises of these supposed do-gooders. Well, I'm here to tell you, they are nothing but a bunch of power-mad vigilantes. The rooftops are littered with psychopaths in black, out for vengeance, claiming to be "dark heroes". Every day, more violence and destruction are rained upon this city and the innocent bystanders suffer.
I say, NO MORE! Let's put an end to this and go back to the days when the police, woefully understaffed and underequipped though they may be, were the sole means of delivering justice in this city. Put an end to vigilantism now and join me in a call to repeal the Citizens' Crimefighting Act. Stop the "superhero" madness now!
Heinrich FunfKolonne
Concerned Citizen