Dear Sirs / Madams,

As a lawyer representing Crey Industries I must insist that you desist your obvious bias against my client. In repeated articles you have inferred that Crey Industries has been involved in something that is illegal, but are yet to bring any proof to the proper authorities to justify your claims.

The claims made by this paper are both insulting and defamatory to my client. Using unfounded allegations may be considered a valid tactic of selling newspapers by your editors, but my clients will not stand for it any longer. Any further allegations and we will be asking you to prove them in court.

On a personal note, it is distressing to me to see journalism stoop so low.

Where has Rhyno gone? For too long the best hero in Paragon has been silent, and yet no-one has asked "Why?". It's a conspiracy! Rhyno, I miss you so, please come back to us!

Having just finished a month-long holiday in Paragon City, I just had to tell you how lucky you are to live in such a city. There's so much action, and you always feel safe since you are surrounded by heroes!

I've been around the world and stayed in many locations, but nowhere has the same vibe as Paragon City. The nightlife is fantastic, but what makes it even better is that at any moment powers can start flying everywhere as something big goes off! It's great!

I'm going to move to Paragon City as soon as I can get the money off Dad! This place is fantastic!

For years now the dress-sense of these so-called heroes has been on the nose, but recently I have noticed a disturbing trend - many of the "heroines" that parade around rescuing cats from trees have started to dress like cheap tramps. It's disgusting and immoral. I want the Government to do something about the flagrant flaunting of flesh that these ladies put on.

What kind of example does it set for the children when any hour of the day you can see cleavage left, right and centre? The hemline of their costumes is much too high. As for the language! Well, that's another story...

I appreciate the heroes as much as the next guy, but I have to tell you, if I get cut off in traffic by another speedster I'm just going to run them over!

It doesn't matter how fast you are going, if you ain't in a car, then you are a pedestrian; if you are a pedestrian then you belong on the sidewalk. How hard is that? Yet day after day I see speedsters cutting off cars that are obeying the roadrules just so they can get a hot dog or something.

And if you can't stay on the sidewalk, then learn to fly!

I was deeply offended by a recent article featured in your paper. Contrary to your report, I am not engaged in "mad science" nor am I "criminally insane". I agree that what I do is on the fringe of scientific experimentation and that I may be a bit driven by my work, but resent the implications that I am somehow unstable or a danger to the community.

To the contrary, once my work is done the world will benefit from my antimatter experiments. The experiments I perform may break a few "scientific" rules here and there, but it is for the greater good.

I look forward to an apology being printed.

- Dark Matter, Genius